and her name is Fugliona
I'm pretty certain most of you, if not all of you, have watched flicks ala Mean Girls. You know, when there's this insanely heinous person who thinks very highly of herself, wherein in fact is she's of the exact opposite.Presenting...Fugliona!
Yep, I met one just last week. My boyfriend had this game last Friday to which one of my guy friends introduced Fugliona, a newbie in their office. People made a big effing fuss of her being there. What's the buzz, you say? Well, she claims she's a runner up at some beauty pageant. Puh-leeze! When you see her, she looks more like a contestant in a barangay pageant. This, I can say, is more acceptable to believe, given her palengkera attitude.
Not merely a month in their office, Fugliona is already acting as if she's one of the seniors there! How unimpressively arrogant of her. Oh well, typical.
The office guys, as to what I've heard, have been drooling non-stop over Fugliona. Men are such pigs. My boyfriend even claims he talks to her (office stuff daw, eh hinde naman sila magka-team)! You better keep that filthy paws of yours off my man or you would wish you were never born! I would take out all your fugly teeth one by one with one single slap!
Anyway, back to being graceful (hehe), as the game progress, she morphs into her natural form and became the HO that she really is. She even smokes like one, haha! How cute!
She walks around the gym as if she's God's gift to mankind and thinks everyone feels the same way. She is the typical ego-centric female who thinks she is more beautiful that everyone else breathing around her.
Wake up you guys!!! Stop that drooling of yours, save your saliva and stop hurting your girlfriends' feelings!!! She may be all the glamour but at the end of the day, she's nothing but a plastic figure with a ridiculously painted face, witchy nails and taho-like brains.
You guys don't know that with what you all are doing, the people whose feelings you take for granted are getting smushed to the ground into itty bitty pieces.
Sooner or later, you guys will be left with nothing.
posted by starry-eyed lean at
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